Beeratology

One day I was walking downtown in the city I was born in and I ran into an old friend I used to work with. He told me he was thinking of a new religion called Beeratology and asked me if I wanted to join. 

I asked him what are the rules 

Simple he replied you just need to drink beer.

I am in I said and that was how I became a beeratologist 

As time went on I thought about this and having a religion where you do not drink can lead to terrorism and kill hundreds of thousands of people and having a religion based on drinking wine can lead to too many rules and lead to the death of millions over time. 

So really simple, do you drink alcohol yes? you can be part of it. No then you cannot be. 

I guess we will call it the working class religion. 

The point was raised about what god or savior would the religion have. The answer to that was easy.  

The egyptian mother of the gods Mut, who if there was not beer in here temple it would anger her. So this way you can still have your god and your savior and not interfere with beeratology. But while everyone is arguing and fighting about what religion and god is right. I will be drinking in their mother's house while they are all out there fighting with each other.