One day God and the Devil where sitting around a table drinking
So the devil starts bragging about how mean and tough he was
How he is the destroyer of worlds and nothing can defeat him
So God sitting with this young creature
Who calls himself by many names one being the devil
God says to him "you think you are the meanest toughest thing in the universe
Although you have not ventured to far out in it".
"Yes," The devil replied.
Alright then, I have this little planet I have been working on for about six days called Earth.
There you go, Devil, show me your cruelty and make me what you believe to be the most destructive things in the Univers. So the Devil sat there a while with the clay of creation and he built this massive monsters called Leviathan or dinosaurs and the T Rex and velociraptors and he made helpless creatures for them to feed on and just for fun put spikes on some of them to fight back.
Now god and the devil sat there for millions of years watching these creatures and God said " That's pretty good devil. But now it's my turn and hurled a mediator at the planet called earth and like an eraser wiped everything out.
Then about only ten thousand years ago, God said ok here is what I am going to do. I am going to put these little tinny creaturs. I will call then people, no spikes, no big teeth, no claws, just little tinny creatures on the earth and I will have the earth start peopling. Then let's see just how destructive your Dinosaurs really were?
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