A magic forests another day in paradise

So I wake up and do not even make it to the coffee maker before the baby starts screaming.

After 2 hours of the kids screaming and fighting I put them both in their car seat and strap them in at least now they are in one spot and we go to the bank to pay the credit card bill that is due tomorrow. Of course, the machine for paying the cards is not working.

 I won't bore you this the details or our adventures in Toyland as I am sure everyone has the same experience going into any store with kids these days.

After an hour of walking up and down the same toy lanes with my 4 years old wanting to be just like Ryans words and getting to have every toy on the shelf. My wife is done grocery shopping and I by the 4 and 2-year-old a ball each.

Then we drive to the other bank on the other side of the city that I also cannot pay my credit card at. As we drive home my wife says to me can we get the freeking vegetables now and I reply back your made at the vegetables what did they ever do to you? She says back to me "No, I said fruit and vegetables" because living by an airport has in no way affected my hearing!

So we get the fruit as the kids scream and afterward I take them to the park and tell the wife to pick me up in an hour as I grab the only juice box in the car.

Right away as we walk into the park the kids want the juice box and want to fight over who's turn it is to drink some as they keep squeezing it all over the ground.

after that was over, they played with the ball for all but 1 minute as the youngest played on the slid and the oldest and I looked for treasure. While he found rocks and I picked up broken pieces of glass to throw away before the kids cut themselves on them.

then they decided they wanted to go on the swing and I put the two-year-old on the swing and the 4-year-old wanted to get on the swing himself. somehow the 4 year old falls off as he climbed on the swing and starts holding his special area and crying. Now these are those old mettle swings with chain. He wants to go home as he is crying and I am holding him I feel something worm and wet on my side and I am really worried he has ripped something off. But, it turned out he only bagged himself for the first time and we reached the parking lot of the park and mommie was not there. So we start walking home and by the time he gets to the back of the outside of the park he is fine again and wants to go play back in the park. While the youngest one keeps thinking it is funny to throw the ball onto the road.

We get back into the park and the oldest one is playing on the slide and the youngest one goes to throw rocks on the slide and falls face first into it. Thank god it was the plastic slide. Now he is crying and I a, holding him and wants to go sit on the bench in front of the magic forest. He finally stops crying and the oldest one now starts crying that he is scared and wants me to go get him as the youngest is starts to cry again. Now both on the bench they are calm for around 1 minute until they start fighting over the stones on the bench.

Finally, I bring the little one int the magic forest where he poops just as the oldest one also says he needs to go to the bathroom. I bring them into the bathroom dump out the hard poop thank god from the dipper and put it back on him.

Now the kids by the washroom have found a large metal pail of water that is used to scoop a bucket of water out of to flush the toylet and the and they start fighting over who is going to put their hand int he water as I try getting them away from it and at one point pick up the smallest one and carry him back to the park where he runs right back to the water. Finally the oldest one comes and sits down with my at the magic forest and I tell him a magic forest story and he says "thank you Papa" and then says I want to go home and I say ok lets go put your knapsack "Relf" on so we can go home as one kids have a monkey knapsack we call Gorge and the oldest has a dog one we call Relf. So I get Rrelf on the oldest because the youngest still has George on from the first time we tried to leave the park. just as I get Relf on the oldest one mommy shows up to drive us all home and I look to the sky and thank God.